Let there be light!!!

Before I get to a review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1…I just wanna say:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???????

WHY THE FUCK DID TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE AND NEW MOON DO BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER 7 PART 1?!??!?! ARE AMERICAN PEOPLE STUPID OR WHAT?

So I’m looking at the DOMESTIC opening day box office numbers and it says the film made $24 million for the MIDNIGHT showing….this puts it behind eclipse and new moon!!!….for its first day, it made $61 million!! But what the fuck!! Eclipse and new moon still made more ON THE FIRST DAY!!!.. …because these numbers only apply to the United States, I want to conclude that AMERICAN people are DUMBFUCKS who have no taste…

Anyway, I’m not really bugging because Harry Potter is the highest grossing franchise OF ALL TIME (says Wikipedia lol) and twilight is #13…so HAHHAHHA SUCK ON THAT TWI-HARDS!!! Also, it’s not a big deal because Harry Potter movies make more revenue per movie than the Twilight movies OVERALL…so I’m pleased by that Anyway, WOW….I can’t believe how good Part 1 was!! This was pretty much the best Harry Potter movie I’ve ever seen!!! (well..FOR NOW..I’m sure Part 2 will kick major ass) I love the feel of this movie …and the locations are stunning….actually, I think David Yates is the best director in the series…..as Harry Potter progresses, it becomes more dark and twisted, and David Yates was able to achieve this in a way that other Harry Potter directors couldn’t… even the opening logo of Warner Brothers gave me the chills because it was rusty and crumbling….and although I wish John Williams (this man is a legend) returned to score the last 2 films, I’m very pleased with the score in the movie especially the 2 opening songs they used..it really set the tone for the rest of the movie

One thing I want to say about the 7 potters scene is HARRY is HAIRY..lol..damn….wtf with all his shirtlessness!!! but anyway…..they did a really good job with the 7 potters without making it look complicated….what I love about Harry Potter is the random humor they include in serious parts….

…and when that man Ginny Weasley asked Harry to zip up her dress….what the eff was that about???? Lol….*shivers* Ginny is so fugly….and that line made me uncomfortable….and wow…when they say that they weren’t going to hold back during Harry and Hermoine’s make-out scene..they were NOT playing around….they were really making out HARD

I don’t really know what to say!! I love everything about this movie…the Ministry of Magic ….the forest ….the final scene at Malfoy Manor….everything was just well done….I felt really sad when Dobby appeared in the Malfoy cellar to rescue them….everyone knew that the little fucker was going to die and we were just waiting for his impending doom….poor thing died right after he made that inspirational speech about being there for his friends…

And WTF!! BATHILDA BAGSHOT was frigging scary!!! I jumped out of my seat when she creeped up on Harry and Hermoine on the street…..and the snake….this scene was just as scary as I remembered in the book

While I understand that the movies are treated separately from the books, there were a few key things I was looking for that they didn’t show in the movie (and this is coming from someone who hasn’t read the book since it first came out)…. This included Kreacher’s tale, an explanation between Dumbledore and Grindelwald’s relationship, a mock-up of Ravenclaw’s diadem (one of the horcruxes) in the Lovegood’s house, and how Peter Pettigrew really died….I’m sure most of these things aren’t important….but it would have been nice for them to explain who Grindelwald was and to focus on Dumbledore’s past a little bit more….they touched on this at the wedding reception…but not enough…I think they should have kept this in so the audience begins to question what Dumbledore’s true intentions were….but oh well…..i’m sure the screenwriters know exactly what they’re doing :)

Either way, Part 1 was an excellent adaptation of half of the book!!! They really covered the main things going on….especially the relationship between Harry, Ron, and Hermoine…..one of my favorite things about Book 7 was Ron’s jealousy towards Harry and I think they captured that very well……all 3 are much better actors in the last one….especially Emma Watson…her acting used to make me cringe cuz that bitch was WAYYYYY too into it…..she’d overact the part….but she was perfect in this movie…she really toned it down in a good way lol..and whoa whoa whoa…what do we have here? .that heated argument between Ron and Harry was AWESOME…..PS. ron is so sexy

And I disagree with some of the reviews out there….some critics say that the movie lags in the middle because there’s not enough action while they’re camping….but I think it was perfect…it’s not supposed to be about action….it’s about their relationships….and I think the film really captures their isolation and frustration, which is the main focus of Part 1

Some things I will be looking forward to in Part 2 is the Gringotts bank scene where Hufflepuff’s cup multiplies like crazy, Snape’s death and memories (my favorite part from the whole book), and of course…the BATTLE OF HOGWARTS!!! :)

PART 2 IS GOING TO KICK MAJOR ASS!!! July is too far away..I wish they just released it as one whole movie :( I don’t think anyone would have minded to sit in the movie theatre for 5 hours….but oh well!…..I can’t wait for the finale!!

I give this film a 9.6/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)