Let there be light!!!

forcing me to watch ninja assassin tomorrow..lol

and just to make up for all the time i haven’t been on tumblr…here is my past review for new moon:

i thought it was a little better than OKAY…..and i didn’t come in biased…i pumped myself by watching that video of edward on youtube when fans asked him to marry them……i dunno…..i think it was a lot better than twilight…and it was actually funny on the parts that were supposed to b funny…but again, there were unintentional funny parts….like when she’s making weird animal noises while she’s sleeping…or when she falls off the bike and her body flies and hits a bigass rock that was strategically placed there….or when edward pushes her after she gets that paper cut and her body flies and breaks the table and all this glass flies…..or edward’s harry nipples……and jasper’s campy stares…again, he looked like he was a parody on mad tv…and wtf was that awkard kiss by her car??!??! kristen stewart is horrible….i think the only people who saved this movie was that teenage asian friend of hers, jacob black, alice cullen, and the volturi…i think the volturi cast was really well chosen….however,  the movie was too long and kinda dragged on in some parts….bella is a first class idiot…..i think this book/movie promotes teenage suicide and obsession over things u can’t have…i’m surprised her daddy didn’t hire a psychiatrist when she stared out her window for 3 months straight….and also, i would expect this movie to be very popular in the midwest and the south where young girls are allowed to marry at 15…..

on a positive note, jacob black’s acting was rocky at first…u know…when he gets rid of the wig…and he’s in the rain….but he’s actually pretty good..(or like many twilight fans…am i just thinking he was pretty good because of his rock hard biceps? i’m not even sure myself) ..btw..did i tell u that my sister’s friend met him at a high school dance competition.

..apparently his gf goes to valencia high school? but this was a couple months before this national twilight PHASE so she only asked him if he was the guy ffrom sharkboy and lava girl…and she says he was really nice…she was sitting next to him in the stands..i’m calling it a phase because i think they are onlyl relevant until the last one comes out….anyway, even some of the action scenes were kinda boring…i fell asleep when laurent got his ass kicked….but i’m really happy with the CGI effects used on the werewolves…..

my favorite scenes would have to b her bonding moments with jacob especially when his friends r teasing them in the shed…..again…i stand by my argument that 80% of these twilight fans only like it because of the hot guys in them……just because there was too much cheering when these guys came on……honestly, if they had daniel radcliffe as edward and michael phelps as jacob, this movie wouldn’t b as popular as it is…..or even ADAM SAMBERG couldn’t save this saga….i ono….when edward came back at the end of the movie…i found his relationship with bella kinda irrelevant….it’s like “HEY..i’m gonna dump ur ass…..and ur gonna be depressed as fuck…but it’s ok….oh HEY! jacob! u can have my sloppy seconds, man!…..oh but wait..i’m back now…so bella and me r cool again”….but i admit that i let out a “woo hoo” when he said “if u marry me” at the end..i got a tingle down my back…but anyway, all in all, i give the movie a C….compared to twilight which got a D…and compared to half blood prince which gets a B+…i’m hoping deathly hallows will be an A+